pandamonium
I found THIS ARTICLE ON CNN today and found it absolutely hilarious. I stopped reading it after the first sentence and immediately forwarded it:
"BEIJING, China (AP) -- A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said Wednesday."
Do you really need to read more? I mean, seriously.
I'm just wondering how long it'll take before someone calls their punk band Gu Gu Bit Zhang.
My friend Monty says that pandas are "the animal kingdom equivlent of that guy that sued so he could work at hooters. i don't see the big deal. a bear that doesn't eat meat. looks cute. who gives a shit."
"BEIJING, China (AP) -- A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said Wednesday."
Do you really need to read more? I mean, seriously.
I'm just wondering how long it'll take before someone calls their punk band Gu Gu Bit Zhang.
My friend Monty says that pandas are "the animal kingdom equivlent of that guy that sued so he could work at hooters. i don't see the big deal. a bear that doesn't eat meat. looks cute. who gives a shit."
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