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Saturday, December 24, 2005

choppin' an onion

You know, there are many things we take for granted in life. But as you grow older, and you do more and more things on your own, you realize that there are just a lot of things you didn't know.

For example, today I decided to cook something for a friend's Holiday Feast. The recipe required a chopped onion. So I bought an onion and when it came time to chop it....I realized I've NEVER CHOPPED AN ONION! I mean, it seems so simple, right? Get a knife, chop it up! But....what if I did it wrong?

So I did a Google search and found these very helpful instructions on how to chop an onion. Normally, this wouldn't warrant a blog posting, but take a look at the last hint listed from "Ida K."

What the hell??

2 Comments:

  • At 12/24/05 7:06 PM , Rob said...

    Well, I'll admit I split bananas,
    Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
    But I never harmed an onion
    So why should they make me cry?

    Once I saw a salad dressing.
    My face got radish, my oh my.
    But I never harmed an onion
    So why should they make me cry?

    Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
    I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
    I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
    Yes, I've even made a melon ball.

    Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
    If punished I would know just why.
    But I never harmed an onion
    So why should they make me cry?
    Oh why should they make me cry?

     
  • At 12/25/05 10:49 AM , km said...

    LOL@ the Ida K. tip :))

    Merry Xmas,

    krishna

     

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